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Sharpiegate, John Bolton

 
Orange Buffoon broke another law, with a Sharpie. Buffoon insisted that Alabama was going to be hit by a hurricane, which it wasn't. My problem with people covering this (including shows I watch) is nobody is discussing how psychotic needlessly worrying people over a natural disaster is, this man is a fucking sociopath. I can't emphasize this enough. Where is the call for impeachment? Seriously? You can't have some crazy person saying a state is going to hit by a natural disaster when it's not. This is utter madness! He drew on a map with a Sharpie. Impeach! 25th amendment! Why are US politicians tolerating a complete nut job as president? Faking such reports is also illegal. Where are the fucking consequences? No fucking where!

John Bolton resigned, good! He can fuck off! This is rare positive news out of the Buffoon administration. He is a big war hawk and he only knows how to advocate for war. I think that Orange Buffoon deserves credit for so far not doing another Iraq or Afghanistan. His foreign policy is not all good but I think that George W Bush was worse, at this period of time.
 
Posted at 14/09/2019 04:13:08 UTC 0 comments
 

Greenland, nuking hurricanes, climate change, chosen one, primary

 
I don't really want to do another Orange Buffoon is stupid post but really, the guy is a fucking idiot. I don't think I can fit all the stupid in this post.

He wants to buy Greenland, a bit funny on it's face but in my opinion can be rationalized by the resources. It's not completely stupid, but hold on, that part is coming. Officials in Denmark heard about this and ridiculed him. Orange Buffoon then tweeted that he cancelled a planned meeting because they were unwilling to discuss the purchase of Greenland. When I first read the tweet I assumed it was satire, but no. This is planet earth in 2019. It's like Mean Girls if one of the characters was a 73 year old man with shit for brains. He also called the Prime Minister of Denmark nasty.

He also wanted staffers to look into nuking hurricanes and suggested they get them over there before they come over here. (Meaning USA) If he did that the hurricane would just carry the nuclear material with it which would be even more of a disaster.

Can you imagine "This hurricane is the wettest we've seen from the standpoint of water and I am going to nuke it! NUKE THE HURRICANE!" I probably shouldn't laugh but really, what else can you do.

I frequently debate whether he's getting worse as he has been a fucking moron throughout his presidency. If that offends some people, sorry. I call a spade a spade. I do think he's now getting worse, though apparently the hurricane comments were made back in 2017 so I don't know how much worse. All I know is if you're asking if it will get worse, the answer is always yes with him.

When asked about climate change he babbled on about wealth. The stupid fucker doesn't understand that investing in green technology could be an economic stimulant.

He also called himself \'the chosen one" when speaking to press and retweeted someone calling him the king of Israel. Full blown lunatic!

The 2020 debates are going to be a shit show.

He also has a primary challenger but I don't think that will go anywhere. However I'm all for anything that will make life for Orange Buffoon slightly more difficult, assuming it does.
 
Posted at 28/08/2019 05:58:21 UTC 0 comments
 

Google conspiracies

 
Buffoon's latest conspiracy theory is Google manipulated 16,000,000 votes, or voters I assume he means. He says that this is a new report. Only the report has been out for two years, and it was debunked! The report only looked at 93 people and the findings was spread out to reflect the entire population, you're not supposed to do this. The study was problematic in other ways and it's just the author's speculation that Google is changing the results, it was not a conclusion of the study.

I am frankly surprised that right-wing sites are not dominating in the search engines considering many Search Engine Optimizers are right-wing lunatics who don't play by the rules. I frequent S.E.O groups, it's painful reading their batshit crazy conspiracy theories.

Also the reason why left-wing sites do better than right-wing sites is the right wing frequently makes up shit. Examples Obama is a Kenyan Muslim and 3 million people voted illegally in the 2016 election. Credible sites including those with the .edu domain name extensions are not going to link to a site promoting crazy conspiracies. This is why the New York Times does better than Breitbart or Infowars.

The ones that manipulate Google are SEOs. I know because I'm a SEO. I'm probably not the best at it. I also think SEO is ignored by well meaning advocates and that's a mistake.
 
Posted at 21/08/2019 04:13:14 UTC 0 comments
 

Jeffery Epstein Death

 
I was going to do a weird Jeffery Epstein story this went but he went and died. So, yeah I am still going to do the story but should talk about his death first.

Was it a suicide? Was it a murder? I don't know, I am not sure I really care.

What is gained by his death? Not much, the investigations will still go on and in fact will be easier now that Epstein can't fight it. I think that the only person dumb enough not to understand this would be Orange Buffoon. He also controls the justice department.

However it could also be some random prisoner acting alone.

Alternatively the conditions could just have been created for him to end his life, whether on purpose or not.

Or maybe Killary Clinton snuck into the jail and did it herself.

I think ultimately if the investigations into his death are inconclusive, you could consider the Buffoon administration guilty. Or if they conclude no foul play but don't allow reviews. Major red flags.

If it was the Clintons Orange Buffoon is going to scream this for the rest of time.

Perhaps it was just gross incompetence.

I'm more concerned about the investigations into his life and who was involved. I hope this information is revealed.

Now for the whacky story. He was paying scientists to create a superior race from his genes. I think that he planned to wipe everyone else out.

I did not make that up. A phrase I now say frequently on here. And it's not directly tied to Orange Buffoon, though the craziness is tied to his former friend.

This sounds like a plot from The X Files or The Blacklist.

The scientists took his money because they couldn't get the funding for research elsewhere. I expect that they knew that Epstein was batshit crazy but still took his money.

Like Michael Jackson; this abuser died before his time. Nobody needs to mourne Epstein, the world is better off.
 
Posted at 15/08/2019 03:52:35 UTC 0 comments
 

Massacres, Harris, Debates

 
The U.S.A. is talking about the latest massacres. There's almost no point in me talking about this as they just argue and do nothing. So it happens again. They argue and do nothing. It's an endless cycle. There is really not much else to say.

The primary cause of their inaction is that the politicians are purchased by the National Rifle Association, that's all it is. If it was the 2nd Amendment Clinton couldn't have banned assault rifles. They can do it, they just choose not to because the politicians would rather take the N.R.A money (which by the way has money-laundering allegations) than do anything about this. In a few months I'll probably will be making the same point.

Kamala Harris just tweeted that she will ban the import of assault rifles. I am at a loss on why she's pushing this considering it will do almost nothing to fix the problem and I'm being generous. I can't think of anything more pointless frankly. Why is she citing this as good policy? It's absolute shit. People will just buy guns that are domestically manufactured. This is a policy made up of words, it's policy for the sake of policy. If anything it'll enrich the domestic gun manufacturers. Ok, I am done ranting about this.

In the last debate Tulsi Gabbard went after Kamala Harris record as a prosecutor; I enjoyed that. Harris didn't answers regarding the allegations. Basically Tulsi accused Harris of sending poor families to jail, hiding evidence in death-row cases and using prisoners as cheap Labour. After the debate Kamala called Tulsi an Assad apologist, which doesn't address the allegations at all. While I like Tulsi she's problematic and has no chance, still I give her props for that moment.

The polls mostly hasn't change the since the first debate. Biden is about double what you'll get if you added Warren and Sanders together, which is not good.

There is really no point in people polling 1% to be in the race since they can't enter debates. Most should have probably fucked off after the first debate. Maybe some are delusional narcissists. Even so, 60% of the candidates now have no chance, most should just fuck off and stop taking up the news cycle with their narcissism. Go home!
 
Posted at 07/08/2019 07:01:30 UTC 0 comments
 

Racist Buffoon, Jared Kushner, Lying Buffoon

 
Another week another Orange Buffoon is racist story. Short version he's calling a district of primarily people with black skin rat infested and a congressman with black skin to go back and fix his district. I'm bored of this. The media needs to stop calling out his racism, because everyone should fucking know he's a racist.

Now, speaking of rat infested, Jared Kushner has property in that area and yes he could fix it and chooses not to. So rather than bothering a congressman which already has a job why doesn't Orange Buffoon just ask the Buffoon-in-law? If Buffoon was so concerned about the rats he'd ask for legislation to be tougher of landlords, of course he's not going to do that.

Buffoon said that he was at ground zero while doing a press conference about the compensation fund for first responders. Nobody can verify this, of course! They can verify that he took money meant to help small businesses through 9/11 and he bragged that he had the tallest building. Buffoon is disgusting, what's new? There's probably not much of a story here. Why is giving health-care to first responders a political issue anyway? The U.S.A. is absurd.
 
Posted at 01/08/2019 05:57:17 UTC 0 comments
 

Pale Buffoon, Epstein, Spacey

 
The UK has a new Prime Minister, I shall call him Pale Buffoon. He is a bit of a clown and his hair looks like Orange Buffoon. His real name is Boris Johnson, he was the face of the Brexit movement. Britain has been fucking around regarding Brexit, they don't know what they are doing. Since Brexit two Prime Ministers have resigned. Maybe they're trying to out do Australia with PM changes?

A huge sex trafficking investigation is underway and it involves Jeffery Epstein, a man who was a known associate of Orange Buffoon and Bill Clinton. Buffoon frequently partied with Epstein but had a falling out. Clinton also claims that he had a falling out. How convenient. Information probably will come out about at least one. I think that I will wait to comment until that time. It is very odd that the prosecutor that gave Epstein a plea deal ended up in the Buffoon administration and has now resigned from his position. He allowed Epstein the ability to leave prison to work and apparently he was still abusing victims at this time. Buffoon says he hires the "best people". Obviously the "best people" to Orange Buffoon give rich people a slap on the wrist when they commit crimes. Epstein used the same bank as Orange Buffoon, which probably says more about the bank than anything else. Epstein had Saudi Arabian passports, I guess as you do if you're guilty of horrific crimes. Will he finally face justice?

Charges are dropped against Kevin Spacey, this doesn't mean he's innocent, or guilty. Certainly a less lowsome character than Epstein. If something shady happened sadly it doesn't look like he'll face justice if he did it. It wasn't only one accusation keep in mind. If there are at least two accusers, how many guys haven't come forward? Zero? More than? There should at least be a question mark over his name.
 
Posted at 24/07/2019 08:23:10 UTC 0 comments
 

Four women, Subpoenas

 
So another Orange Buffoon is racist story, I am seriously bored of this. I was considering not covering this until I realize the four people involved already receive death threats and Orange Buffoon saying that they hate the country will only increase the threats. Even that is is nothing new. Remember the bombs some deranged lunatic sent to Buffoon's enemies? Remember the attacks on the press? Nancy Pelosi condemned it in the house. She can still impeach, she chooses not to. I will give her no credit, patheticly weak leader she is.

Two minutes ago Orange Buffoon hated Nancy Pelosi and Amazon, now since four women of different races have spoken out against both of them, he is defending them and attacking the four women. Nobody should be surprised by them. Flip flopping and racism is kind of what he does.

He told the four women to go back to their own country, but 3/4 were born in the United States. What I found significantly more amusing is he criticizes them for saying how the country should be run. This is kind of the point of politicians LOL!

Imagine someone being elected and then going I'm completely indifferent to how the country is run. Taxes, don't care! Health-care, don't care! Who knew health-care could be this complicated! Immigration, I don't care do you? Judges, who needs judges? Spot the Buffoon/Mrs Buffoon quotes. Maybe I accidentally stumbled on some projection here.

Meanwhile Kellyanne Conway is not showing up for Subpoenas. If the Democrats had any guts they would throw her in jail, but obviously they don't so apparently Subpoenas from Congress are optional now.
 
Posted at 17/07/2019 07:08:42 UTC 0 comments
 

Compensation Parade, Iran, Debate

 
It's that time of the month when I have to remind everyone what a fucking moron the leader of the free world is. At his Compensation Parade (4th of July military parade to everyone else but my title is more honest.) he said that the British took over the airports in the Revolutionary War. Airplanes weren't invented at that time. He went on to name the different airpoints, which didn't fucking exist at that time. He named JFK airport, an airport named after a person born over 100 years later. He also implied that the inventor of the telephone was from USA, he was born in Scotsland and moved to Canada. Now if you don't know basic history, totally fine but if you're the President and are doing a speech at your own event then you probably should know what the fuck you're talking about.

The US is probably going to wars with Iran the question is when. John Bolton and other assholes are trying to provoke Iran and looking for excuses. Orange Buffoon even ordered a strike, then cancelled at the last minute, which is good, I guess. It is kind of like congratulating a dog for shitting on the sofa and not dragging the poo elsewhere.

The winners from the first Democrat debate were Harris and Warren. Biden is down, so is Sanders. Everybody else is polling fuck all and probably should drop out. Out of the four Biden had the weakest performance: Harris went after him for working with segregationists. It wasn't a good night for him. It isn't a good time for Sanders either since he isn't rising. We have two establishment candidates and two progressive candidates as the main race for now.
 
Posted at 11/07/2019 07:18:13 UTC 0 comments
 

GoFundMe, Don Brash, John Bolton

 
Sigh, this is the issue that won't die. I have to explain free speech to idiots. So the (probably closeted) rugby player started a GoFundMe to fund his legal defense, it got shut down. Firstly HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Secondly idiots are claiming this is a free speech issue. Free speech just means that the government can't punish you for your speech, it has nothing to do with contracts, social media platforms or crowd funding websites. They all have the right to tell you to fuck off. Sure, you can argue whether they should have that ability like arguing whether a baker should be forced to bake a wedding cake for a gay couple which conservatives side with the baker. So again absolutely no consistency with conservatives. I guess the difference is there is no public harm done by baking a cake, well unless you're a particularly awful baker. Allowing corporations and organizations to do as they please is consistent with right wing ideologies. What if a player said fuck all christians? I bet the free speech conservatives would be singing a different tune. I think free speech to some just means that I want you to accept my bigoted opinions and don't care what rights you have!

Don Brash entered the circus because he can't have another person getting credited for being a bigot. Firstly like the rugby player why does the media care what he thinks? This is an irrelevant person commenting on an irrelevant rugby players comments. Doesn't the media have anything better to cover? Even Jacinda's wedding plans would be more relevant than this shit. Who is at home wondering what Don Brash thinks about anything?

Don Brash once said that protesters were interrupting his free speech. So the guy that almost lead the country (New Zealand) doesn't understand the very basic fact that free speech rights are a governmental issue. That is just scary! The protesters also have free speech.

Again I don't fucking care what these people have to say, nobody should fucking care what these people have to say. Stop covering this fucking issue!

Oh and John Bolton is trying his hardest to invade Iran but Orange Buffoon won't let him. Thank fuck for that. When I am routing for Orange Buffoon against you, you're really a fucked up person. I hope that Buffoon sticks with it.
 
Posted at 26/06/2019 06:19:33 UTC 0 comments
 
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