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UK trip, Hacking, Supreme Court

 
Orange Buffoon went on his UK trip. Yes it was a disaster. Before the trip he told Germany it was controlled by Russia in the most obvious case of projection ever and called himself a very stable genius. I really don't think people who are mentally stable go around telling people how mentally stable they are. As Cenk Uygur says if someone came up to you telling you that they're mentally stable you would probably back away slowly. Upon listening to the news clip I had to rewind making sure that I didn't mishear. But no. On his trip he told the Prime Minister that he wishes another person was the Prime Minister; if you were compiling a list of things not to do on a trip, pretty fucking sure that would be at the top. He walked in front of the queen, I care much less about that; monarchies and protocols are stupid. I guess at least his words didn't cause someone to go on a rampage this week, that is a plus!

Mueller has indicted 12 people for hacking including trying to get into the software that controls the vote. We don't know if they were successful, but I wouldn't be surprised. I've previously said that these machines were bound to be hackable; I guess that we will in time if I can say I told you so. Go back to paper ballots.

If there is even a 1% chance that the vote was not legitimate the Supreme Court pick shouldn't go through. It turns out that both picks were clerks of Justice Kennedy. This is no coincidence. The son of Kennedy has business dealings with Buffoon and it looks like his dad did a deal with Buffoon to retire in exchange for a clerk to be his replacement, possibly two clerks as part of the deal. This isn't how the Supreme Court is supposed to function but I guess it now matches Washington; it is a joke. Buffoon hasn't drained the swamp. He has built a new swamp on the whitehouse lawn, and built another in the Supreme Court.
 
Posted at 15/07/2018 00:31:22 EDT 0 comments
 

Tariffs, EPA, Air New Zealand

 
The tariffs are continuing to fuck up economies and there is no sign of it ending. Buffoon now wants to grant himself king like powers to continue the trade war without interference from congress. People warned he wants to be a dictator and if this goes through this would be the first step. It sounds like the world needs to spread democracy to the US. I'm of course joking but this isn't good. I wouldn't count on the Supreme Court to save anybody, the entire institution has become a joke as far as I am concerned. Best case, a Democrate comes in and cleans up some of the shit. Orange Buffoon praises the President of China for changing the constitution so he doesn't have to run again. So hopefully he can't do that!

The Environmental Protection Agency head resigned basically for being a corrupt fucker. His corruption was endless and he did things like use the agency resources' to try and get his wife a job, stayed at a place that cost him $50 a night that was provided by a lobbyist, made the agency spend 150k on a sound proof phone booth, misused government travel perks, routinely broke the law by having a private and public calendar. This guy had 12 different investigations into him and probably should be prosecuted. His replacement is a coal lobbyist. So little better.

Meanwhile in New Zealand idiots are boycotting Air New Zealand because they are offering Vegan burgers. Yes, this is a real story. Turns out people are batshit insane here too. I blame Orange Buffoon, before him people were less crazy and I never felt like I was writing satire half the time. Undoubtedly the same people that are boycotting our national airline will claim that they are patriots, stupid fucks. Please contact me if I got this story wrong, if they are banning meat or force feeding people vegan burgers, or shoving them up people's arses. Are they genetically engineering the vegetables to attack people? These would be a worthwhile boycott.
 
Posted at 08/07/2018 03:02:14 EDT 0 comments
 

Supreme Court, Progressives, Violence

 
Justice Kennedy retired and this basically means that the federal rights to abortion is no longer safe, possibly gay marriage but that one could be too popular to throw out. From my view the democrates didn't obstruct the first one Buffoon picked so they missed their opportunity. On the other hand Dear Leader is under investigation and didn't win the popular vote anyway, so why the fuck not? It's surely no worse than the republican rationale. There's no point talking about obstruction as Democrates are weak and practically never fight back because they receive money from the same donors. Your fantasies about obstruction will get you nowhere.

A Wall Street democrate lost his primary, good riddance! It's a shame the Justice Democrates can't knock off more blue dogs. I think that the group will have 10 candidates in the general election, you have to start somewhere I guess. I think that the key is having only one progressive democrate in the first past the post system. I think that this wasn't the case for the California senate primary race and it wasn't a good result for progressives.

Dear Leader called the press the enemy of the people, now a crazy person started shooting at a journalist. This reminds me of dictators like Putin and the guy in the Philippines; they spread hate about a certain group of people and their supporters start attacking. If Mueller has evidence, it's time to get the bastard out before things get even worse. While the right cries about people being booted from restaurants their side is literally killing people, remember the nazi rally? People shouldn't go to people's home but there is a difference between yelling at people and running people over or going on a shooting spree.
 
Posted at 30/06/2018 21:11:56 EDT 0 comments
 

Family separation and Simon Bridges

 
The family separation story blew up this week which resulted in Orange Buffoon signing an Executive Order stating that families must stay together. Don't be fooled; he didn't have to sign an Executive Order to do this. It's all for show. They were just enforcing policies at his instructions, so they could have easily unenforced them. Though making this official is a good thing. It doesn't change the fact that he created the crisis and expects credit when he made it better. No! Another angle you probably won't hear in the media is that there were warnings about this being the new source of income for private prisons which is noteworthy because they're locking up fewer and fewer people on drug charges; which is a good thing but they have just replaced one horrific policy with another. The government is spending tens of millions doing this; if you are a true fiscal conservative you should hate this. I could make the argument that separating families is horrible and blah blah blah but that probably won't reach conservatives and I don't see value in repeating the same arguments everyone else makes; go and read a bleeding heart liberal's blog if that is what you want. Also this is damaging to a long term mentality of the person which will turn a percentage into criminals and psychopaths. You then have to deal with the cost of prison etc. This will be a cost for many years to come. Treating people this way has consequences. There wasn't a crime wave but what they are doing is getting people to hate the United States.

Over in New Zealand the Prime Minister had her baby, from the media coverage you would think that she was the first person to give birth. I am only covering this story to make fun of Simon Bridges. He said that he will convert the child to be a National voter and maybe she will wear boys clothes to school to be politically correct. I think that he was joking and uses humour to make himself more related but from going on Twitter it appears to be about as effective as me wearing a head band to try to convince people that I am a runner. I am in a wheelchair... You would just look at me strangely.
 
Posted at 24/06/2018 00:39:10 EDT 0 comments
 

Orange Buffoon and North Korea

 
Orange Buffoon met with Kim Jong-un. I think that I said that the meeting wasn't going to happen. It was off, then it was on again. It was like a soap couple, if the characters were ugly! I find it disturbing that a criminal dictator is legitimized by a world leader. Kim Jong-un should be ashamed. What did it do? Not much, if any. North Korea promised to denuke, but they have promised this several times in the past and this wasn't followed through. Buffoon promised to pull troops out of South Korea, of course without speaking to them because who needs to consult with major allies? There are two major directions that this could go. The first is empowering North Korea to attack the south. The second (and I am being super fair by including this) is actually getting North Korea to follow through on their denuking as apparently they made this offer before. I see not reason not to be cynical about North Korea, but there is a small possibility that I am wrong.

Orange Buffoon said that only one in 10,000 could do what Kim Jong-un. Firstly perhaps he meant to say one in a million which would be more complimentary. Secondly he obviously just pulled that figure out of his ass. There is no way to verify this as not many people inherent a dictatorship. It's like everyday he has to remind us what a fucking idiot he is. People should stop trying to analyze the things he says, because he's a moron that just vomits out whatever shit that comes to mind.
 
Posted at 17/06/2018 23:50:11 EDT 0 comments
 

Canada, Pardons, Russia, Gay wedding cake

 
Another crazy won in Canada, Doug Ford is now the prime minister of Ontario. he was the brother of Rob Ford; the mayor caught in a cocaine scandal. People describe him as the Orange Buffoon of Canada but I think this is simplistic. He doesn't appear vulgar or thick but spoke to people hating "liberal elites" ruling over them, ironic since he basically wants to give all the power to big business. His policies are terrible which include closing homeless shelters, eliminating HIV programmes, cutting funding for day care centres. Canada voted for liberals a few years ago but they have largely not delivered on promises which is similar to the situation in the US which some argue lead to Orange Buffoon.

Speaking of the US Buffoon tweeted he could pardon himself, but he's not going to, why bring it up then? He probably would pardon himself, the decision would be challenged and the decision would rest on the Supreme Court with a conservative majority. So that doesn't look good!

Putin boosted about how much you can't trust the US about deals and tariffs which is ironic since he supported the Dear Leader, probably to destablize and undermine the US. Orange Buffoon is delivering for him. The US is losing friends, perhaps it's not all bad news. Perhaps the international community would be more skeptical when the US tries to launch a war.

The Supreme Court ruled on the gay cake issue. A baker denied to bake a cake for a gay wedding couple. They sided with the baker because they claim that the prosecution was too zealous when it came to going after the religious beliefs of the baker. i think that it was a bizarre decision and makes absolutely no sense. The law should be the law regardless of how it's argued. The offence is still the same regardless of the arguments. Would they still make the claim if it was for a interracial couple? This is bullshit! It was a 7-2 ruling and it was said that the ruling was narrow and only applied in this specific case. When the ruling was reported by the media a son of Orange Buffoon said that a 7-2 ruling is not narrow! The apple doesn't fall far from the stupid tree.
 
Posted at 10/06/2018 00:15:15 EDT 0 comments
 

Rosanne, math, trade war

 
Rosanne is back in the news after tweeting something racist and as a result her show was cancelled. I am not going to spend time judging her for that tweet but I want to bring up several points.

Lots of progressive shows are now calling her mentality ill. I said that months ago. I don't mean to gloat but we shouldn't judge her too harshly because she obviously has mental problems and should get treatment.

I am not sure I would have fired her but if there were executives that wanted her fired I would just go along with them. Racism is a bad look and shouldn't be tolerated from a representative of the network. Then again I really don't like policing people's speech and it's unfair that the overall cast have to lose their jobs. So I wouldn't have fired her but if I was the sole person responsible I would have insisted that she gets help. If she didn't I'd hope like hell other people force me to fire her. If this doesn't happen, well I don't think the network can tolerant racism, so I would be forced to fire her.

That is a consistent paragraph as I said I wasn't SURE if I would have fired her but then concluded that she needed to go, but only after refusing help.

People brought up the fact that Bill Maher asked if Orange Buffoon was a son of an ape. I am not sure if I should be angered by this stupidity or people are really this ignorant and lack any sense of context. Calling white people apes is not historically racist, calling black people is. It was not used to justify slavery against white people and to belittle them. Secondly he did that IN RESPONSE TO ORANGE BUFFOON BEING FUCKING RACIST BY SUGGESTING OBAMA WASN'T BORN IN THE US. How can people think that the two are the same?

People are attacking liberals with things that that they didn't do by posting fake tweets and fake photos. I saw one of Whippi and I first thought her shirt was not racist; my second was let's just check if that photo was real. It wasn't real! Stop fucking lying, it makes your side look stupid and people not trust you. If you posted that honestly, please reconsider listening to people trying to fool you with fake photos, if I hadn't seen it done many times in the past I wouldn't have been so skeptical.

To her fans who like her because she's honest. She once dressed up as hitler placing jews in the oven. I think it's OK to judge her fans! She also tweets pizzagate nonsense and have called both sides of the Israel Palestinian conflict nazis. Again this person needs help. Please like honesty AND and a sound mind. People can like who they like, but for fuck sakes have some standards!

If you believe in the pizzagate nonsense something is probably wrong with your brain or you're just blinded by emotional hatred of Hillary Clinton. I was going to say ignorant but really if you won't research the conspiracy before believing it you probably have a few screws loose.

This is a problem with a personality driven media. When the cast attach themselves to a personality and she goes awol that is just a risk you took. Perhaps if society ignored celebrities this wouldn't happen.

A Buffoon supporter tweets racist things, how shocking!

Meanwhile the death toll from the recent hurricane is 70x higher than what the government reports and they just can't find 1500 immigrant children. Yet the president whines about TV shows on Twitter. As I understand it the second problem was caused by not adequately funding government services and the current climate with immigrants. families are not picking up the phone due to the fear of being deported. However they really don't know where some of them are, they could be sold for all they know. Disgraceful.

Oh and Orange Buffoon has started a trade war with several countries. Basically the countries involved are just putting up the cost of particular goods because the US started it. In theory it is about keeping jobs but in practice it is doing little other than raising prices of goods for people.
 
Posted at 03/06/2018 00:33:32 EDT 0 comments
 

Orange Buffoon vs Technology

 
I am going to cover a largely irrelevant story but it's a good description of the Buffoon presidency. Orange Buffoon spelt Melania's name incorrectly, Melanie. Let me do a slight defense of Buffoon, it was probably a problem with auto correct. With that being said, I also use word prediction and in most cases you can add words to the dictionary. It doesn't appear his wife's name is in the dictionary. I find this amusing. This is the issue overall. you have to be incompetent beyond any measure to get your wife's name wrong, he is the President of the United States. What an absolute moron.

He is also using an unsecure phone to conduct White House affairs. BUT HER EMAILS! The phone can be easily hacked. BUT HER FUCKING EMAILS! He is just refusing to use a secured phone because it's inconvenient and doesn't want to report it to John Kelly. (hey, look who still has a job!) This is nothing but narcissism from Buffoon, he probably thinks his phone cannot be hacked and if anybody tried he'll launch fire and fury on to them. SAD!
 
Posted at 27/05/2018 00:26:51 EDT 0 comments
 

nothing good happening with North Korea

 
For a while it looked like North Korea was going to be more stable but that hope appears to have gone. People speculate that Orange Buffoon is so crazy North Korea didn't know if they were going to be next in line for the US to \'spread democracy" which the term is an absolute joke considering Orange Buffoon lost the popular vote by 2.9 million which is practically the voting population of New Zealand. Bush also lost the popular vote and attempted to \'spread democracy". That's 2 for 2 Republican presidents who didn't get elected by the popular vote initially so the US can fuck off with spreading democracy since it doesn't have it itself. Perhaps North Korea was always just wasting time as it has done in the past, or perhaps it saw the US tore up the Iran deal and concluded they will invade it instead. Either way I didn't initially cover it, and this probably has come to nothing. I wish that I could claim brilliant foresight and I knew this would be the logical conclusion, but it's just a case of limited time.
 
Posted at 20/05/2018 00:23:42 EDT 0 comments
 

Ian deal broken

 
Orange fucking idiot cancelled the Iran deal with the US. MACSA - MAKE AMERICA COMPLETELY STUPID AGAIN. I have insomnia and am busy, I'm just going to quickly rant. What a fucking idiot. I bet he is getting great joy destroying part of Obama's legacy, perhaps one of his greatest accomplishments. This came about a week after the Israeli gave a speech saying Iran was not complying with the deal but cited outdated information and the speech was bullshit, so fuck him! The government agencies said Iran was complying. There was no reason to do this other than setting the stage for war. George W Bush was also a fucking idiot that was fooled into a war. There is a bigger fucking idiot in the Whitehouse. History is in the middle of repeating itself. One problem, many people would have been fooled about Iraq but it has not even been two decades since. Not as many people will be fooled now, and the Dear Leader is historically disliked. I don't think that he will get the support Bush got, unless America ha completely lost their mind. My guess is the neocons aka delusional sadistic fuckwitts will go in before 2020 regardless of who's President, probably Pence. If the fuckers go in expect at least one terrorist group to rise up, happened last time with ISIS. This will be an utter fucking mess caused by an utter fucking idiot who didn't win the popular vote. It's 2003 all over again, fuck.
 
Posted at 13/05/2018 00:30:59 EDT 0 comments
 
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